We all make up the Inland Revenue

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on December 16th, 2009 |  1 Comment »

Do we all really make up the Inland Revenue or the IRS? They try to convince us about it, but most of us don’t agree. We all fear when April comes as we have to do our income tax returns. Those who pay low taxes will surely be hit hard in April and those who paid their taxes wait anxiously for the return of their money.

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We all ask… Where does all this Money go to? The government says it goes to the schools, the universities, the hospitals and to improve the infrastructure of our cities! Then we notice that our children don’t have the right materials or books because the schools don’t have enough resources and the students complain because the government doesn’t give out enough grants. When you go to the dentist from your insurance cover he wants to take all your teeth out, trying to suck as much money as possible in the process. They have already dug the street up 5 times so far this year, why don’t they do all the work together to avoid digging up the street so many times?

The Treasury Department fined me for not declaring the 400 € of work I did for my cousin. Then, influential politicians defraud the local councils of billions of euros and they let them get off free: this is the case of the former mayor of Marbella, Spain Julián Muñoz. Also in Spain one of the two major parties (Partido Popular or PP) has been involved in money laundering and in numerous fraudulent bank operations…

So the Spanish people wonder… Is it worth to be legal and to pay my taxes? Is it worth trying to sneak a few euros here and there? Who controls all this? Why is the income tax so complicated? Do the rich people pay their taxes or is it just the poor ones who pay for everything? Is there a Robin Hood of the XXI century? Do ministers do their income tax or are they exempt from paying it?

If you don’t want to get down, forget about your finances and prepare an amazing holiday. Go to Rome and remember that they also pay their taxes…Rent the best Rome apartments and enjoy your trip!

David Letterman, blackmailed for having sex with his employees

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on October 13th, 2009 |  No Comments »

The famous American TV presenter has had to reveal the affairs he had with his contributors of his Late Night Show after being the victim of an extortion attempt. the question everyone is asking is why has this father and husband risked his personal life and his career?

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The latest emissions of his show have been very different from the previous ones, since Letterman confessed that he has had sexual relations with his employees. The reason for this confession comes from the threat of blackmail, in which an anonymous person called asking for two million dollars for not disclosing relevant information he possessed about Letterman. It has also come to light who was behind this extortion attempt: Robert “Joe” Haldermann, a famous producer of the CBS channel who was arrested just after he cashed the check from Letterman. According to inside sources, Haldermann had financial problems and tried to solve his crisis by blackmailing Letterman. However, he has been able to pay the $ 200,000 bail money for his freedom.

“I’ve something to tell you”.This was how Letterman started his confession to protect the people involved. I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family. I need to protect myself. I hope to protect my job,” he said.

Either way, Letterman has become the centre of countless critical comments of his colleagues rivals, especially of his direct rival, the famous TV presenter Jay Leno, who said defiantly in his show: “If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’ve got the wrong studio”.

Baywatch and booze-ups! David Hasselhoff again in hospital

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on September 29th, 2009 |  No Comments »

The actor David Hasselhoff was hospitalized again because of his addiction to alcohol. It’s already the seventh time he’s been admitted over the last few years – he couldn’t resist the bottle.

Thanks to his 16 years old daughter Hayley, the actor is still alive. She found him drunk and unconscious lying on the floor of his home in Encino (California). Although Hayley is already used to seeing her father drunk, she was very shocked and acted immediately calling her mother Pamela Bach, ex-wife of David. Before the ambulance arrived, Hayley was slapping her father heavily around his face because she thought he was going to die. According to information of The Sun, the actor was barely breathing when they got him to the hospital.

The 57 year old American actor has been battling against alcoholism for a long time. But in uncountable occasions he just couldn’t resist the bottle. A lot of times he was hospitalized because of alcohol poisoning. For about two years his daughter filmed him while he was drunk lying on the floor and trying to eat a hamburger. With this video Hayley wanted to show her father, that his addiction had gone too far. The video has also has been seen all around the world on the internet, but David continues drinking.

Let’s hope that the worst doesn’t happen to him before the protagonist of Baywatch and Knight Rider finally wakes up and does something about his serious addiction.

Patrick Swayze Dies

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on September 15th, 2009 |  No Comments »

Patrick Swayze the actor has died today at the age of 57 after a long battle with cancer of the pancreas. He was diagnosed with the disease in March 2008. Swayze conquered the world in 1987 with his dancing in the film Dirty Dancing which became his springboard to stardom. In 1990 he filmed Ghost with Demi Moore and became the perfect gentleman and pin-up of the 80’s and 90’s.

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Swayze was very brave despite being diagnosed with the killer disease and didn’t want to interrupt his work schedule. He filmed the first season of The Beast after which he had to leave in order to receive treatment. He filmed 11 episodes of the series in which he played FBI agent Charles Barker.

The actor, choreographer, dancer and activist said that he was going through hell: “I’m afraid, upset and I ask Why Me”. He was given only two years to live and finally his fight came to an end after a year and a half.

Swayze was nominated 3 times for a Golden Globe award for Dirty Dancing, Ghost and Wong Foo (1995) in which he played the part of a transvestite along with Wesley Snipes and John Leguizamo. His illness coincided with one of the best moments in his career after making a recovery from his alcohol problems that haunted him for several years.

The actor’s publicist Annett Wolf informed the media that Patrick Swayze died peacefully and was accompanied by his family. He will be remembered in the hearts of everyone thanks to his memorable films.

Bye bye Oasis – Noel Gallagher leaves the band!

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on September 10th, 2009 |  No Comments »

This is the end of the world. After a big fight with his brother Liam, Noel Gallagher has announced that he is leaving his band Oasis. The rock band par excellence has said good-bye and parted ways and with it a long history of the best in British rock music.

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“I can not work another day with Liam,” said the British band’s guitarist. They were famous for their endless fights, but this time the last one has had serious consequences. The clash took place in Paris, just before a concert in Saint Cloud. In fact, they have cancelled their  concert in the great “Rock en Seine” festival and some planned tours. The fans feel paralyzed, but there are many who have not lost the hope that their favourite band will continue with its vibrant music.

However, it seems that the rumours of a possible break of the band are very real. Noel said on Oasis’s official web: “With sadness and deep regret  I left Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they want to say, but I simply could not work any more with Liam”. These are very clear and harsh words that we have heard from the Gallagher brothers.

One more time, Oasis have scared us with their family feuds. We hope that the brothers forgive each other and keep family matters away from their music and stage.

From Lady Gaga to Mister Gaga – The singer is a hermaphrodite!

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on August 17th, 2009 |  No Comments »

Lady Gaga does not stop surprising us with her polemic statements. So what has been the latest bombshell? The singer has confessed she is a hermaphrodite! After declaring her bisexuality, she has confirmed on her website that she has both male and female sexual organs.

The rumours spread three weeks ago, when in the Glastonbury Open Air Festival a mysterious shape appeared between her legs under a tiny dress that exposed her “little willy”.

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The pop star, instead of denying it, has declared: “It’s not something I’m ashamed of; I just don’t go around telling everyone. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags”. In addition, she did not hesitate to say that having both genitals together with her bisexuality, greatly enriched her sexual life.

Once again, Lady Gaga is surrounded by controversy. Some people think that this is just a ploy by the singer to gain attention and increase her popularity, while others show their full support to her. Is Lady Gaga a real hermaphrodite?

Man Offers 40 Goats and 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton’s Hand In Marriage

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on August 13th, 2009 |  No Comments »

This is not the first time that Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, the president of Kenya, offers a dowry of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton’s hand in marriage. Chepkurgor, who now is 39 years old, had already submitted the same offer to the Clinton family in 2000, but unfortunately they had to decline it. But only a few years ago the guy tried it again… Why doesn’t he give up so easily?

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The offer was exactly the same: 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand of Chelsea Clinton. In these times of crisis, the poor man can’t offer any more! If the first time the offer remained in the air, this time Chelsea’s mother has said that her daughter is free to decide what to do, and that only she will make the final decision. And what will happen if he adds a hen to the offer? Will it be the wedding of the year?

Since his first petition, nine years ago, Chepkurgor has not lost any time because in 2006 he got married to Grace, a classmate. However, he is still in love with Clinton and he wants to marry her, because in Africa polygamy is allowed and his wife agrees with the idea. It seems that the ‘would be’ suitor will not be intimidated and he will continue in his quest for the hand of Chelsea Clinton.

What will happen? Will he be able to get Chelsea’s hand in marriage? We hope that the response of the young Clinton comes as soon as possible!

Janet Jackson and her boyfriend split up!

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on July 28th, 2009 |  No Comments »

Singer Janet Jackson has been recently involved in a media storm over the tragic death of her brother. But now she appears on the front page of the tabloids for something completely different: She has broken up with her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri, who also has been her musical producer for seven years.

Rumour has it that the breakup has been caused by her wanting to get married and have children. Is this the real reason? All the signs of a possible breakup were sparked at Michael’s funeral, because Jermaine didn’t assist.

But despite the disruption, which certainly is not the best for her, and having to overcome many difficulties, she has focused on helping her mother with Michael’s kids so they can overcome the loss of their beloved father. We hope that this is a momentary breakup and that the situation improves for the Jackson family.

Michael Jackson the ‘King of Pop’, is dead

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on June 26th, 2009 |  5 Comments »

Today can be considered a Black Friday for music lovers the World over. The “King of Pop” has died at the age of 50 from a heart attack in Los Angeles. The singer was about to go on tour for the last time and return to the stage on 13th July in London. All seats were sold out months ago and thousands of the singer’s fans who wanted to see him for the last time at the 02 Arena are now grieving his death.

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Apparently a call was made at 12:26 in the afternoon, Californian time that alerted the need for an ambulance. It appears that Jackson received reanimation treatment before arriving at the University hospital of California in a state of coma. Minutes after his arrival, he was pronounced dead.

Jackson’s health has always been, for the greater part of his life, delicate, for which he has required the need for medical attention on numerous occasions, four of them during the court trial for which he was accused of child abuse in 2005. Nevertheless, the death of Michael Jackson comes as a great surprise to all of his fans and even more so when he was about to perform at the scheduled 50 concerts in London to say a last farewell as a performer on the big stage.

The Los Angeles Police department has opened an investigation to find out the circumstances in which ended with the singer’s sudden death.

The ‘King of Pop’ earned more than 405 awards, being the artist awarded with the most prizes in musical history. Jackson broke all records of sales of his music and it has taken many years to equal this feat by other stars.

The singer leaves three children, Michael Joseph Jackson Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson y Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II. He also leaves the music industry and millions of fans orphaned by his tragic death.

Caught! Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo

Posted by Monster in Word Monster on June 17th, 2009 |  No Comments »

It seems that Paris has done it again! Just a few days after having broken up with her handsome boyfriend, the basketball player Doug Reinhardt, with whom she had been kicked off Elton John’s yacht for having sex in the bathroom, she has jumped into an affair with the famous soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. The former star of Manchester United, and the future Real Madrid signing, has become the latest victim of the young millionairess.

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They met in Los Angeles, at the My House nightclub and immediately began a wild and effusive exchange of caresses and kisses. Paris duped the player with her better weapons and she made him fall into her trap. After drinking some champagne and a few too many other beverages they both left the club separately. But the night did not end there. What would the Paris fans think, who are so accustomed to her scandals, if she went home alone? Impossible! At the end of the night both went to the Paris sister’s home, Nicky Hilton, to finish what they had started in the bar. The strategy to leave the bar separately did not work in misleading the paparazzi!

No comment! And to think that Paris wanted to marry her loved one and that Cristiano Ronaldo would have liked to seal his relationship with Luana Belletti. How is this going to end up? Will they become the new fashionable couple?